This
shorthanded lazy-ass attempt at saving a few microseconds by typing
everything incomplete and retardidly, makes Stephen Hawking wish he
never invented the fucking internet. So, for your consideration I'd like
to present to you excerpts from the first volume of their cultural
dictionary.
b · 4
[bee-fohr]
-preposition
1. A designation of an American bomber aircraft.
2. An idiots way of butchering the word 'before'.
Usage - The idiot who decided that cutting three letters out of the word 'before' and replacing one letter with a number should have his fingers manually removed using a weed-whacker b4 he can type anything ever again.
sum
[suhm]
-adjective (not noun, like
non-fucksticks think)
1. Being an undetermined or unspecified one.
2. A term used for people who think that 'u' is equivalent to the
'uh' sound.
Usage - Sum people are a complete waste of meat and bodily fluids and should go live in sum cave somewhere until they expire.
sum · 1
[suhm - wuhn]
-pronoun
1. Some person.
2. A precursor band that was forty bands before Sum41.
3. A term to describe the sum total of brain cells in anyone's head
who can't write three fucking extra letters.
Usage - Sum1 should have punched your mother when she was pregnant with you to knock some sense into your lazy ass.
dun
[duhn]
-verb
1. To make repeated and insistent demands upon, esp.
for the payment of a debt.
2. To be complete?
Usage - I'm dun with the proper English language. I think I'll make a fuckmockery of it, and make myself look like a huge shitsickle in the process.
cud
[kood]
-verb
1. A douchebags form of 'can', used to express possibility.
2. What a cow chews when it throws up in its own mouth.
Usage - You think I cud fit my own hand in my dickhole? I mean, I'm a huge dickhole already for being so fucking lazy, so maybe I could fit plenty of shit in there.
ur
[yoor]
-pronoun
1. A city in ancient Sumeria.
2. Not a proper form of the word 'your'.
Usage - Go fuck ur mother.
wat
[wuht]
-pronoun
1. used interrogatively as a request for specific
information.
2. the SI unit of power, equivalent to one jerkoff per second on
ones' own face.
Usage - Wat the fuck? End urself.
Below you'll find a short video of me taken shortly after a friend and I
tracked down an internet user that uses the words listed above. We found
him, and then my friend proceeded to force his erect penis into the
internet douchebag's eye socket.
My mullet rocks.
Webster would personally thank me if he himself, right now, wasn't locked in a bathroom strung out on Quaaludes and Vicodin , thinking he was a catfish.
If you can't use proper
English, I hope you die, I hope you fucking die.