Several parcels of land that we're not able to use.

We've already sold off all the rest of the land that we don't own, but there's still a few spots left!

Make these homes your homes today!

Was: $750/sq mile - Now: $200/sq mile!

Assorted Minority Children

Young. Hard Working, Some good at math. Some good at sports. All slightly short of white.

Whether you have a collection of your own, need to hang some drywall, or just want a new pet, these minorities will make a great addition to any home!

All minorities must go!

Was: $250 per child - Now: $75 per child!

(not responsible for stolen goods or injured family members as a result of owning a minority.)

Various Cloned Animals

We have a large batch of cloned animals, some dangerous, some not. All are tasty for eating, but we've jacked them so full of hormone and gene therapy that we can't recommend actually eating them unless you'll be dead soon anyway.

Too many animals to count, but all of them need to go!

Was: $200 per animal - Now: $100 per animal!

BONUS!

Buy three cloned or enhanced animals and we'll clone anything else you want us to for only $350! Cat, dog, dead grandmother, George Washington...doesn't matter to us!

Many Acres of Various Trees

We're trying to make room for some new, exciting shopping centers, but have many trees in our way that could make a fine table or desk.

The trees are of various sizes, and various types, but all are in our way and must go.

Was: $1000 per tree - Now: $200 per tree!
Buy 2 or more trees and each is only $150!

Note: Buyer of these trees must be sure to turn them into something useful, like a desk, or paper. Under no circumstances are they to be replanted, as that would just aid in their spreading, slowing building progress down.