Cat's building nests everywhere.

 

Just look at that shit. Like fucking bees....cats will build their colonies anywhere, regardless of the location. Look at that man...clearly he's just trying to win over some Asian women or something with his Fast and Furious bike styles, but much to his shigrin, a feline has reared its ugly head.

Little did this man know, that cats had built a colony between his legs on his crotchrocket. That's most likely a worker cat, scouting out all the action, while the queen cat is somewhere deeper inside the cycle...most likely in one of the cylinders.

Worker cats could easily remove this man penis and testi-cools if they fear the queen is in danger.

The proper way to ensure no cat's have set up a colony on your bike/car/head/child:


It's the only way to be sure. Fire is the only natural enemy to cats. It's better to light your bike/car/head/child on fire then to risk having your genitalia mauled by a ferocious worker cat who will undoubtedly hollow out your lifeless carcass with it's claws and mandibles and build a new colony in it.

To be on the safe side, if you ever have a cat get near you, light yourself on fire to ensure it cant live inside of you.

Don't be a fool, wrap your tool...in fire.


Jerking off isn't even safe from roaming worker cats, scouting for homes. Have you checked your ceiling and walls for cats?

Burn all that shit if you even THINK they might be in there.