Daily Thing That Pisses Me Off - 1/09/2007
It seems as though idiots still exist in 2007. I had every hope that everything that pissed me off would disappear after 2006, and that they would send me a letter saying:
"Sorry for the 22 years of shitting in your cereal. Our bad.
-Your source of all anger,
Humans"
But alas, I received no such letter.
Here's a twist, I'll post all the pictures first, and let's see if you can figure out what's tickling all my angry bits today.
Ribbon reads: "If I don't drive 10 under the speed limit, then the terrorists have truly won"
Ribbon reads: "If I don't drive 10 under the speed limit, then breast cancer will physically come kick my door in and slap me around like a bitch"
Ribbon reads: "I support gay rights...everywhere....at no more than 30 miles per hour"
Ribbon reads: "God bless America, don't drive faster than 30 miles per hour or you may miss all of its glory"
Ribbon reads: "I love birds. Fuck you and how fast you want to go while I gawk at them out my window"
I could understand if the ribbons weighed as much as a full-sized American (550lbs), but they don't. So it's not the weight slowing your car down.
What else could it be?
My hypothesis:
People who have ribbons on their cars are so smug in their views and advertising them on the back of their automobiles that they really can't see how fast they're supposed to be going, or any other car for that matter because their head is firmly inserted up their own ass.
Now where's that ribbon I was going to put on? I know I left it around here somewhere.