God I hate the Underground when class is in session. During the summer one can actually go there and eat and enjoy it, but during the year it's like drowning in a sea of fucktards in there. How can people not understand the ordering process at this point in there lives? They're all in college but yet simple food ordering line etiquette completely escapes them.

Case in point: when you get to ANY of the food trough lines there, there's a minimum of 10 people in line who are actually going to be ordering food, and everyone one of these people brings a friend with them for the sole purpose of making the line longer and pissing me off. Since when did ordering food incorporate the buddy system?

So we're all standing in line for 10 to 15 minutes, with nothing to look at but the idiot in front of us and the menu, and despite looking at and reading the menu during the line ride, they still get up there and don't know what the fuck they want to eat! The fuck is that?!

"Ummm...I think I'll have....what is that over there?"....Errrrr.....nope...wrong...I shoot you in the head. If you look at the menu for 10 minutes, and still get up there and have to look through all the options, then you don't get food....that's the rule. Maybe they'll learn to think on their feet a little better when they're starving from being denied food due to the new rule. I swear to Christ that I'm going to donkey punch all of them to death.

You'll find attached a picture of the last line I stood in at the Underground...I'm the one dishing out food trough justice, the person getting their shit ruined is anyone who dares to not figure out their food selections ahead of time.