Fucking underground yet again.....the buddy system reared it's ugly head at the fountain drink machine today. Not one, but two fatties were there taking up all available space in front of the machine. One was actually getting drinks, the other one was just there to pull the other fat one when she collapsed from not having food in the 4 minutes it takes to get food and pay...and to run her blubber-hole of a mouth. Here's the conversation they had as far as I could tell:

Fat 1: "I like soda"

Fat 2: "I'm superfat, so I completely agree, but carbonated water is gross. It's the grossest tasting fluid you could put in your mouth" (I swear to Christ she said that last line....the first sentence my or may not be accurate, but that's what I heard)

All I could think, and rightfully so was "if men could put something in your mouth without the fear of you thinking it was a snack, maybe you'd know of something that tastes worse than carbonated water". Then I started thinking of about 10 to 15 different kinds of liquids I could put in her mouth that would be none to pleasant to her palette. Oh the deadly shit I would put in her mouth, you have no idea.

Here the two are on their way to the underground.

Here's me in my blue shirt standing behind Fatty 2 while she prepares to destroy a town with an explosion of blubber and bottle caps she's eaten.