What's that you say KU? Hmmmm? Having one major isn't good enough anymore?

Being a member of CLAS at KU I'm required to actually go to a room to apply to graduate, unlike everyone else that can do it online. So I go it to 109 Strong today with KY Jelly firm in hand, in an attempt to get the ball rolling on the process.

The human waste of space that was no doubt playing spider solitare up until I came in, finished her game while I waited to speak to her. After she put that final two on the three and celebrated her victory, she asked what it was that I wanted. The conversation went like this:

Me: "I'd like to know what I have to do to apply to graduate"

Solitaire: "When are you planning on graduating"

Me: "End of this semester"

Solitaire: "So this fall then"

In my head: "Yes you dumb bitch, this is the fall. I can see why you got hired for this"

Me: "Yes"

Solitaire: "What's your major?"

Me: "Film"

Solitaire: "Are you double majoring?"

In my head: "Yes, in FILM, and in FILM. What'd I just say to you?"

Me: "No"

Solitaire: "Minoring in anything?"

Me: "No"

Solitaire (shaking her head no): "Co-majoring?"

Me: "What the hell is co-majoring?"

Solitaire: "well if you don't know what it is, then I'll assume you aren't in it"

In my head: "and I'll assume that if you don't shut your cumdumpster with those stupid remarks, that your keyboard will feel none-to-good slapped across your face like so many cocks before"

Me: "assume that then"

Solitaire: "take this form (a single piece of paper, mind you) to your department and have them fill it out"

Me: "ok....skank"

Since when is having a major not good enough? Now I have to have two? or three? or fourteen? And what the fuck is a co-major? Look, I paid your silly ass for over four years now to get this damn bachelors degree, I don't need a damn minor or co-major! KU can co-kiss my ass.

I didn't spend 9 damn semesters here to have it be belittled by some cum vacuum in the CLAS office. How many degrees do you have bitch? Hmm? How many PHDs did you have to get to sit behind that desk and master the art of spider solitaire?

Just give me the fucking form, tell me what to do so I can get the fuck out of here. You don't want to miss your solitaire game and I don't want to have to vomit in rage from having to speak with you.