A license to kill.

I'm fully with Jeff on this one...well, the asserpillar was a good idea too...but this is on a different level.

It turns out that attempting to attain one of these licenses for both he and I is turning out to be quiet an ordeal.

Attempt 1: It is a license, so I tried the DMV....they just looked at me oddly and said they were going to call the cops.

Attempt 2: Since the DMV said they were going to call the cops, I figured the local police might have the power to grant me and Jeff our licenses to dispense justice. Nothing could be further from the truth. I got beaten unmercilessly, and am no closer to the license.

Attempt 3: Turns out, you don't actually have to HAVE a license to kill, to purchase a gun OR kill people, what a waste of time. And I will tell the public that shortly before Jeff's or my arrests. Stay tuned for the impending trial!

Sneak preview of the trial: Jeff and myself attempt to use the 16th amendment to help us...because it's clearly more then three times better than that pussyass fifth amendment. Will the Congress' ability to collect taxes on incomes, from whatever source derived, without apportionment among the several states, and without regard to any census or enumeration help us out? Who the hell knows!