Dear MTV: fuck you.
Canceling Rob & Big is for dickbags, therefore you're all dickbags.
The story of a small, rich white man, living with a large, black man-servant, in an opulent Los Angles apartment with a sassy bulldog and ill-tempered mini-horse is almost such a perfect plot, that it the show can't NOT be a success. And yet somehow the show is gone. Tiny Big Black or not, it's entirely MTV's fault that I will now have to read books about indentured servitude to get the same effect that Rob & Big provided. Even then, the books will be woefully lacking in any sort of mini-horse.
As MTV is full of vapid, and irresponsible whores, it would not be out-of-place for MTV to throw some complimentary abortificant Big Black's woman's way in an effort to keep the good times rolling on this program. But, alas, this isn't in the cards; the cards of awesome, wholesome, interracial fun.
Sadness is already swelling in me at the very thought of how hard I'll have to search to acquire as much 'murdered out' as they provided me with every week for free. I highly doubt I'll even be able to beat and humiliate my cousin without getting all misty-eyed now.
Won't someone please think of the Lyle Lovett-looking miniature horses...and me. Mostly me.