For those of you that don't know, there's a website called vwvortex.com, with a forum that's something like the 6th busiest forum on the internet.

Here's a cross section of the members of that forum, which i believe to be highly accurate:




Today's story is about someone in the last category of above.

His username is grimsleaper, most likely a reference to what the doctors said about his brain activity after he emerged from his undoubtedly crackwhorish mother.

grimsleaper's question was as follows: "I'm painting my bumper reflex silver (played....so very played), what color primer should I use to make the silver look silver?"

Here's a clue moron: die.

Simple, yet effective.

If you have to ask what color primer to use to make a paint look like it does already, you should really fall off a cliff and save the world the time and effort of having to translate your questions from retard into english.

For those of you not having the extra chromosome that grimsleaper has, you may well know that paint....surprise....isnt transparent!

Can you see what's under the paint on your car? No


You could have pink primer or black primer, doesn't make a fuck basket worth of difference to the paint.

Pop quiz:

What color is the paper under this sharpie drawing?

Oh wait, you have a brain and realize that the paper doesn't show through the marker...guess you're four steps ahead of grimsleaper.