This isn't something strictly contained to the vortex, but I did come across it on the vortex.

Take a gander and this beaute:



Un-fuck-me-in-a-barrell-believable.

If that was my daughter, I'd invest all my money into building a time machine.

Then I'd go back to the moment I was banging my wife and right before I accidentally knock her up I'd stop and yell: "Fuck blue! Live with red you ungrateful waste of knuckle-children! I knew I should have jerked off instead. Unbelievable."

The divorce the next day would be messy, but who cares....I gotz me a time machine yo!