I know a lot of you out there have heard a lot of rumors flying around about our new exciting batch of limited production series of gold coins entitled "Important People in American Values". Do they really cure brain tumors? Are they potentially haunted by the spirits of the dead seeking retribution?
We here at Coin Traders aren't ones to give away such speculative and exciting secrets, but you won't have to wait long to find out for yourself!
That's right! The coins are ready for purchase!
For the first time ever you can now view and add these beauties to your collection!
Sense of Civic Duty 14K Gold Coin - Item: 587-872
Coin Traders Price: $150.95
Shipping & Handling: $8.95
Product Description
Your gooey center will fill with civic pride when you own this
one of a kind Ryan Seacrest Sense of Civic Duty 14K gold coin.
As all Americans know, the most important duty one can do as a
citizen of this great country of ours is to, of course, cast
your vote for your favorite American Idol pop singer. If you
don't stand up and let your voice be heard about who's good
enough to make more money then you could ever dream of, then who
will? 66+ million American voters can't be wrong, which is far a
greater turnout then ANY presidential election in history. Be a
good citizen and show your civic pride with this beautiful coin
that would be great in any coin collection.
Pursuit of Happiness 14K Gold Coin - Item:
574-472
Coin Traders Price: $175.95
Shipping & Handling: $8.95
Product Description
Life. Liberty. The pursuit of happiness. Our nation was founded
on that principle, so celebrate that fact with this beautiful
coin. Portrayed on this coin, is Mr. Fluffins a lovable cat.
They say that animals look like their owners, and we find that
to be very true in this case. Mr. Fluffins is seen doing what
his owner, and most Americans love to do with their free
time...sitting down, drinking a beer, touching his genitals, and
mostly just not moving. Celebrate Americas most beloved pastime
with the lovable and heart-disease candidate Mr. Fluffins on
this wonderful new coin.
Shining Beacon of Truth 14K Gold Coin - Item: 588-485
Coin Traders Price: $155.95
Shipping & Handling: $8.95
Product Description
Our country stands as a beacon of truth and freedom for all
those that are abroad. As a nation we should thank the one true
God (ours) everyday that we have a leader that can so
articulately and properly represent what everyone else in the
world is missing. For having the courage and stamina to be all
that is American at all times, George W. Bush is given his
proper place in history on this luxurious coin. Many other
presidents have been featured on United States tender, but how
many of them have served two terms as such? No one knows for
sure, but GWB must be at least twice as good of a president as
the ones that only served for one term. "Leadership to me means
duty, honor, country. It means character, and it means listening
from time to time." -GWB . Amen.
Equal Opportunity 14K Gold Coin - Item: 564-597
Coin Traders Price: $150.95
Shipping & Handling: $8.95
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America is a place where everyone gets what they deserve. If you
work hard your whole life, you'll achieve much and leave behind
a lasting legacy that your family will be proud of. It doesn't
matter what race, or gender you are, or where you come from,
anyone can succeed in America. No one exemplifies this better
then Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie. Even if you have no
marketable skills, little to no intelligence, no sense of
self-respect or shame you can make it big time here in America.
It brings a tear to my eye thinking about how these two ladies
started off with nothing in life but their dashing good looks,
and managed to pick themselves up by the blowjob after blowjob
until they were at the top. May they always remind us of this
fact on this beautiful 14K gold coin. God bless America.
A Helping Hand 14K Gold Coin - Item: 547-862
Coin Traders Price: $175.95
Shipping & Handling: $8.95
Product Description
You're an American through and through. You love Lady Liberty
and you bleed red, white and blue. As an American, you're all
about efficiency and getting your work done in the most speedy
and pretentious way possible. What better way to be both
efficient and pompous at the same then to have a machine walk
for you? With this beautiful coin we celebrate the invention of
such devices as Segways, escalators, and life support machines.
Why walk when a machine can do it for you? Climb stairs? No time
for that. Breathe on my own? No thanks. Celebrate your world
class efficiency with this highly collectable coin.
The Biggest and The Best 14K Gold Coin - Item: 589-864
Coin Traders Price: $185.95
Shipping & Handling: $8.95
Product Description
Like all of our All-American heroes thus far, this one has
become quite a symbol of what it means to be a true American.
Don Vitto graces the face of this coin, and shows the iron-will
of America. Even when we know something may be dangerous to us,
we hold our judgment and do it anyway, that's called taking one
for the team. Any true American would step up to the plate and
gladly gain 50, 100, 400 pounds if Uncle Sam needed them to, and
we do, on a daily basis. Few countries have the will power to
stick to such a regiment of building layer after layer of
glorious, jiggly freedom around their midsections, but we in
America can do it without batting an eye. We're the biggest.
We're the best. And if we could roll out of bed to tell you in
person, you'd see how proud we are of it.
The Melting Pot 14K Gold Coin - Item: 588-935
Coin Traders Price: $155.95
Shipping & Handling: $8.95
Product Description
America is a place where people of any creed or color can come
and help diversify our glorious country. "Give us your poor,
your tired, your huddled masses longing to be free...", but just
not the brown ones. No, not the brown ones. Everyone knows those
camel-jockey are all terrorists that would rather run into your
house with homemade explosives tied to their chest, then talk to
you. That's why they all live in dirt huts instead of
sophisticated 3-story homes in gated-communities like us
civilized people. This coin depicts your run-of-the-mill sand
dweller living in America plotting your families death. This
coin is to remind you that all could be taken away in a split
second if you let your guard down. Be ever vigilant and ever
intolerant America.
American Innovation 14K Gold Coin - Item: 568-984
Coin Traders Price: $175.95
Shipping & Handling: $8.95
Product Description
Who better to represent American innovation and dedication then
Henry Ford? No one. If it wasn't for Mr. Ford's Taurus, how
would obese trailer families ever make their way from garage
sale to garage sale on the weekends? And if it wasn't for the
ingenuity that went into the F-series pickup truck, however
could we drive while displaying a gun rack, AND still have a
place to throw our empty beer cans? We salute you Henry Ford.
Without your foresight and revolutionary business practices we
never would have had the ability to to treat the American worker
as nothing more to a cog in the wheel, and then fire him from
that position and outsource his job to another country for less
money. Every time a Indonesian worker builds another shitty
American car, a bald eagle lands on a waving American flag and
helps make this country great.
Courage Under Fire 14K Gold Coin - Item: 588-935
Coin Traders Price: $255.95
Shipping & Handling: $8.95
Product Description
Who doesn't remember when the World Trade Centers were destroyed
by the terrorists. And who could forget how all the brave
firefighters risked their lives to help save as many people as
possible from the burning buildings. But most importantly, let
us never forget how even during that traumatic time,
firefighters still found the time to make the FDNY Hunks
calendars. Yes, even during this world shattering time for us,
we still mustered enough hope and courage together to turn it
into a money-making operation to glorify the hottest life
savers. Let this coin with a hunky fireman on it with an
American Eagle swooping down remind us all, to pray everyday
that we may never again go through what America puts so many
other people through on a daily basis. And remember, true
courage is even more true if you look good while doing it. God bless America.