I was racking my brain trying to think of what to use as the next slogan for this goldmine of a topic, and I couldn't come up with anything that really jerked my chain.

Then it occurred to me.

I'll have the subject of my new slogans be the second most dangerous creatures in the world.....fuckin' cats. Second only to women, which are the most dangerous.

Don't get me wrong, I'll pet a cat...but would I ever let one near my genitals or my money? No

Why? Because they're douchebags.

But anywho, on with the sloganizing!


fuckin' cats wanted.

I hope to god that this is an advertisement for a factory that makes coats.

Once fuckin' cats, always fuckin' cats.

Once you go feline....you most likely go to jail. Don't pass go, don't collect $200.

fuckin' cats - If you love fuckin' cats.

Well obviously. And who doesn't?!

fuckin' cats is the sound of the future.

Really? That long howl-meow sound is going to get old. Real old.

I fall for fuckin' cats.

Well yeah. When they want some and rub up against your legs, it's easy to trip over them.

The magic of fuckin' cats.

But don't EVER try this magic at a kids birthday party. Go ahead, ask me how I know.

fuckin' cats - spice up your life.

There's a little bit of heaven in each cat. You just have to get up in there and find it.

The fuckin' cats look.

That mangy, oily hair, haven't showered or changed my clothes in 3 days look. It's all the rage in Europe right now.

fuckin' cats Dreamteam.

I hear that's how the Harlem Globetrotters got started.

fuckin' cats, love it or leave it.

Love it....then leave it.

fuckin' cats forever.

Odds are you'd be caught after the 3rd or 4th time in the week you went to the petstore to buy another cat.

fuckin' cats is our middle name.

God your parents must hate you.

It's time to think about fuckin' cats.

I promised myself I wouldn't today. Mustn't.....need to work......don't think about it....don't think about it.