Will Hedberg
Will wants more people to talk about him.
Will contains enough rock in his system to kill a man three times over.
Doctors are stumped at how Will has managed to live this long with as
much rock flowing through his veins as he has. Most attribute it to his
larger then average balls, which some say are the source of his
rock...which would explain why when he rocks at full intensity, he
actually rocks the balls off listeners.
Just look at this photo, but don't look at it too long, as Will's rock
can cause your balls to fall off, even in picture form.

Holy Lord!
